Bedtime Stories

After a long day of strenuous, back breaking labor, Ace and Jams went home in order to change really fast to go on a hike with Parker (Note: This hike used to be waterfall canyon...now it's small stream coming over the edge of a mountain canyon).

Following the hike (and an awesome sunset), Ace and Jams went to their favorite place to eat, Texas Roadhouse, where they ordered the same food they always do. Then, they went home and watched tv until it was time to rest their little heads.

Jams went to bed first, as she usually does. After a few minutes, Jams and Ace had a text message conversation that went a little something like the following:

Jams: I can't sleep. You should tell me a story.

Ace: You have only been in there 2 minutes. Try counting sheep.

Jams: I used to have sheep. Their names were Jack and Jill. Jill was pudgy and Jack won a prize at the fair. He had to pee in a cup...in case he was doing drugs.

Ace: Once upon a time there were 2 girls. The went hiking on a mountain. They climbed rocks, sang songs, took pictures, and watched the sunset. They got eaten by bears. The end.

Jams: Now, I'm gonna have nightmares. Thanks a lot.

Ace: Your sheep did drugs? Didn't he hear that he should hug not drug?

Jams: He didn't do drugs...cept for cigarettes, of course. They gave him a drug test just in case though. There are sketchy sheep out there ya know...

Ace: Lol. Go to bed. Leave the shady sheep for the bears.

Jams: Yes, mam. I'm blogging about our bedtime stories by the way. :) Night!

The End.