I'm pretty sure it's 2012... right now

Ok people, a cosmic shift has happened and the world is unaware. I (Ace) feel it is my job... scratch that... DUTY, to let the world know that something of epic proportions has happened. I hate it when it is my job to be the one that has to give bad news. Its a stinky job, everyone hates you... but I guess I'll be the responsible one and just go for it...

Maybe it was brought on by the meteor shower. Is it a full moon? Perhaps it is the Twilight hysteria messing with peoples brains. I have a team of scientists out researching the cause right now. Regardless the cause, it is a reality people... gosh I don't even know how to tell you all ... K, I'll just spit it out...

You know how this blog is really "a chronicle of the adventures of ace and jammie"... well that is just a scam. It really is just a way for Ace to pick on Jams and tell funny stories without getting the *@#^ kicked out of her. I know... I'm just in full disclosure, honesty mode right now. But seriously I'm passive aggressive... or maybe just realize that Jams could beat me to a pulp and this is my only way to fight back. Come to think of it, I let her post on here too... giving her access to harass me... I just realized. i. am. an. idiot.

I digress... this weekend was the epic weekend where the tables were turned and Ace got picked on.

I'm letting that soak in.

I don't know how it happened people, but it did. It all started at TGIF (girls night), and Jams got on a roll of picking on me. It started off as just verbal threats, and teasing. But eventually it turned violent. I honestly can't remember all the things that were said, but when it turned ugly I remember every moment. I was sitting on the couch calmly, being the best of friends and watching endless, ENDLESS, hours of a mind-numbing sport where men in tights throw around a ball (NO it's not figure skating... that at least would be watchable!)... so there I sit bored out of my mind when I feel my glasses getting shoved into my eyeballs by a red pillow that is repeatedly getting slammed into my face. I blacked out and when I awoke a few minutes later, Jams is standing over me laughing like the wicked witch. Tears streaming down my eyes, I ask her one simple question

WHY?

She just looks at me blankly and beats me into senseless obviation.

Or at least that is how I remember the story.