Some may say they are a poet
through rhymes and words they sure do show it
Others, my friends, should pretty much shut it
because their poetry just cant cut it
Sitting at a coffee shop early this morning
a poppy seed muffin and coffee I was drinking
Parker accosting me with incessant texting
Shooting the breeze with a side of teasing
Parker decided I needed to bring her cheese
I told her "at least you could say please"
she responded "dang you are such a tease"
I said "hang on I'm gonna sneeze."
She started mocking my pleasant ability to rhyme
I told her I do it all the time
I if I stopped she told me she would give me a dime
but being Dr. Seuss would be sublime!
I threatened to use this for my next blog post
she told me if I did I sure would be toast
"Do it I shall" became my boast
So thus the randomness of this post
HA... see Parker, I did it, awesome I am
I do not like green eggs and ham
for that plagiary I might now be on the lamb
but the winner of this bet I AM :)
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No more rhyming now, I mean it.
ReplyDeleteAnybody want a peanut?
Hahahaha!
ReplyDeleteSo Jammie proved she can rhyme,
ReplyDeleteAnd it sounds like she does it all the time.
So she's earned a cool rapper I.D.
Like "Dr. H," "Lil' Jess," or "J-Money"
Is there no end to her talents and skills?
She hikes up and skis down all these hills,
And she speaks, and presents, and writes books,
And she assesses, and lifts weights, and cooks!
But this all has gone to her head.
And we're all starting to dread
Her superior looks cast our way
And condescending treatment each day
So who will take on this case-
And put dear Jammie in her place?
We're really missing your face!
Come back and save us ACE!
LOL.... what is funny SAMC Hurst is that I wrote the poem! I love that everyone thinks she wrote it. HA HA HA!
ReplyDeleteSo SAMC Hurst just proved that he's old
ReplyDeleteAnd dementia has clearly got a firm hold
And as a result of his mental pathology
He owes Ace & Jammie a heartfelt apology
For her mad rhyming skills - big props to Ace
SAMC Hurst will now retire from blogging with grace.
Oh, T-Bone. I LOVE that you found a rhyme for pathology. I "LOL'd" all alone in my office.
ReplyDeleteAce, you owe me cheese.