Sunday, June 7, 2009

I miss your face

As I sit on my couch, pondering my newfound love for audiobooks that you can listen to while you jog, I am demanded by my dear friend Ace to blog as she has just done such a thing.  This blog was originally going to be a retort to Ace's last post, but I'm not too sure if it will end up that way.  Afterall, I don't know that we should put our arguments in such a public forum.

So, I shall talk about two things, which are completely random and in no way do they tie together.  

#1.  Let's talk about "I miss your face."  
Ace was just talking about how much mileage we get out of the same jokes, which naturally, made me ponder the phrase: I miss your face.  Who would have thought that a short little phrase which was originally written from the depths of someone's heart would now be a running joke/phrase for a good portion of our Division..well the followers of Ace and Jammie at least?   And, we haven't even edited it.  I mean how about changing it to "I miss your sparkling personality" or "I miss your evil laugh."  I suppose they just don't flow as well.  

On a sidenote, does anyone know how often airplanes have to change their tires?  Seriously, have you ever looked at runways to see all of the skidmarks.  That's where the money is made...in airplane tires...  

#2.  Speaking of making money, Ace has decided that we will make our millions on "Socially Constructed Bossiness" and its corresponding medical condition.  I believe this is a real issue; however, I'm not too sure that there's treatment available...besides removing the individual from the environmental setting in which they are developing this condition and placing them in a setting (probably a quiet, lonely place) where they will not encounter the variables leading Socially Constructed Bossiness.  I believe that this would be cruel, awful treatment for that poor individual.  Nevertheless, Ace and Jammie will soon be submitting this condition to the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

The End.

1 comment:

  1. 1. Bossiness is not socially constructed. It is an innate quality or condition afflicting a portion of the population. (Come to think of it, it afflicts the entire population: those who possess the aberrant condition and the rest of us who are subject to this annoying disorder.

    2. Removing the individual from the environmental setting is an appropriate intervention but this is not a cure. Those possessing the bossiness trait have an uncanny ability to seek out and find unwitting victims to torment.

    3. We're going to need a bossy CEO for our airplane tire company, and we'll need a 30-something designer so the tires look cool, and we need the rest of us to hang around the water cooler and talk about the other 2.

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