1) Practice our musical instruments. You see we have a rep (as in reputation) as being pretty freakin awesome at Rockband. It is true. We rock! (pun fully intended) We must practice if we are going to kick SAMC Hurst and C2 (you know who you are and until we think up a better nickname for you two IT nerds it will be C2). So yeah, I'm the one jammin on guitar, and Jammie likes to kick it old school on the drums.
2) We chat. You may think... "duh they are girls, of course they chat." But when I say 'chat' I mean chat via technology... facebook, IM, texting... conversations go a little something like this.
Ace: um Jammie, your facebook status says you are making potato salad... um you are sitting on the couch.
Jammie: Facebook status has now changed, it says you are a crazy roommate and that we are chatting on facebook.
Ace: that is lame.
Jammie: no it is not
Ace: LAME
3) We paint each others toe nails. NOT. that is so stereo-typical. I can't believe you would think we do that lame stuff. Check out my toe nails, they are gross. Granted they might look better if Jammie painted them, but there is no way I'm letting her by my feet.
4) Honestly, most of the time I'm being goofy and trying to get attention. Jammie is a work-o-holic major big time so she is always being smart and typing away. Someday when she is a Dr-of-assessment (I have no clue why anyone would want a doctorate in that!) then I might feel a little lame that I have a degree in silliness. But until then I'm going to go on being my un-motivated self and maybe someday get a job and work on being funny and having an evil laugh (apparently Parker thinks my laugh is evil sounding).
So all this to say... life around here is never boring. Even when it should be boring it isn't.
ACE
she wouldn't touch your feet even if you wanted her to! also i think us slackers need to be a bad influence on jammie.... maybe. just so i don't feel so bad about being a slacker. :) this is cute guys!
ReplyDeleteO.K. It's time to start casting for the "Ace & Jammie" sitcom (Coming soon on TBS or Fox or one of those that's almost like a real network).
ReplyDeleteSo, who is going to play Ace, Jammie, Parker, C2, etc.???
The role of SAMC Hurst will obviously have to be played by Brad Pitt.
LOL Samc Hurst it is official... you crack me up! I think Ace should be played by the girl on Scrubs (the blond funny one). I've been told she acts like me. Not sure yet if that is good or bad. :P
ReplyDeleteI sense a contest coming on...whomever best casts the sitcom wins a plate of oreo orbs o goodness.
ReplyDeleteOk, after giving it a ton of thought (like 30-40 seconds) I've come up with the casting for the upcoming mini-series/tv movie/sitcom. It might have to be on HBO because the network suits would be giving the show well over the max threshold of 25 *bleeps* per minute due to "naughty language" (from Jammie of course). But without further adieu - the following has been approved by the networks for the upcoming event:
ReplyDeleteAce - played by Sarah Chalke (yes the Scrubs "blond Dr." because it fits)
Jammie - played by Tina Fey (in full Liz Lemon 30 Rock mode - if you don't know why, watch and you shall be enlightened)
SAMC Hurst - played by Brad Pitt, because that is exactly who I would picture too - basically the "Meet Joe Black" cold and calculating version.
C2 #1 (which until a MUCH better name is figured out!!! will be ME) shall be played by Arnold Schwarzenegger (Conan the Barbarian version circa 1982)
C2 #2 shall be played by Tom Selleck (for the 18+ demographics, and anything he touches is gold and he is tall)
I'm getting the glare that I need to pack, so the rest of the casting will have to wait until next week...
Suggested casting for Parker: Debra Messing.
ReplyDeleteSuggested casting for C2 #3: Lewis Black. Or Jack Black. Anyone Black. (Black being a last name, of course.)