This conversation has been copied and pasted from an actual iChat conversation. Names have not been changed to protect the innocent.
Jammie: ick ick ick i just ate soap!
Parker: what!? Really?
Jammie: yes
Jammie: on accident
Jammie: but it tastes icky!
Parker: sick.
Parker: how did that happen
Jammie: well ummmm
Jammie: it's kinda gross so bear with me....so i was making grill cheese and i had had buttered the bread with a knife and was also using the knife to flip the sandwich
Jammie: so when i pick up the knife to flip the sandwich, i see a spot of what i think is butter right by where the knife was laying on the stove
Jammie: so i took my finger to pick up the butter and eat it (saved a paper towel you know)
and it ended up being soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jammie: ICK!
Parker: Blog this conversation.
Parker: Right. Now.
Jammie: i can't!
Jammie: icky!
Parker: it's so funny.
Jammie: fine
Parker: I'm laughing my head off.

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