Monday, May 18, 2009

I am man... hear me rawr..... meow!

There is a lingering question... or maybe a haunting question... who is the man in the relationship? This has been joked about in numerous ways since Jammie was kind enough to open her home to me. Apparently it is not possible for two women to live together in quiet peace. No the world requires that one take on more manly traits. I would just like to set the record straight and say... we are both very very strong women.

However, I'll let you be the judge of who of the two "wears the pants." 

Ace: We all know that Ace has selective hearing, of which I've heard is something men do occasionally, but I'm not exactly sure since I probably tuned out most of that conversation, lecture or whatever/where ever it was I was supposed to have gotten that information. Ace also has been known to take out the trash, empty the dishwasher, sweep the floor.... all things that are usually the guys job. However, Ace does this without being told or asked.... so is that really a manly thing or just like any other woman who does a million things in her day? When Jammie has a bad day and talks about it with Ace, she does not just listen but tries to fix it. And wanting to fix things is very stereo-typical man. Oh, and Ace cannot cook worth beans.

Jammie: She can actually fix thing... cars, desks, you name it. Watch her sling around boxes from IKEA and you know this girl has more fix-it power than the average man. And she can pack a car like no ones business. If you are going to move across town, I would call Jammie before a half dozen men. And she would probably be able to carry more than that half dozen men combined. True stuff. The earth-shatteringly loud burps could put her in the "absolutely a guy" category. But then she pulls out that skip... that is so not a manly thing. And Jammie can really cook... I mean who hasn't been wowed by her brownies, oreo thingies... the list goes on. 

Its for you to decide.... 

-Ace

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