Speaking of being a man....

So I (Ace) realized that since I'm not a full time worker I have more time. Thus I write more and Jammie get's picked on more than I do. This is definitely not fair. So here is a little humor about Ace on me.

Did you know... Ace was kind of a late bloomer and scared of dating boys? It is true. Factoid of knowledge for ya. Well, let's just say one of Ace's biggest fears when she was 26 was the fact that when she started dating someone she would have to tell them a big bad deep secret.... she had never been kissed. It happened around that time that she started dating a pretty nice chap. On a date with said nice chap, Ace decided it was time to tell him her secret. So after about an hour of gathering up courage Ace slyly enters the conversation....

Ace: So um, we have been hanging out for a while now. I feel like I've known you forever. But really there is a lot we still don't know about each other.

Nice Chap: Um, yeah.

Ace: So wanna know something new about me?

Nice Chap: Um, okay.

Ace: I'm a man!

(insert awkward moment here)

Ace: Ha, ha, ha (awkward laughing) Just kidding! But now whatever I say won't sound so scary!

True story. The conversation that followed was pretty normal and eventually Ace got that first kiss. An experience to be feared no more. But to be re-told a million times, cause seriously... who tells a guy she wants to kiss that she is a man? It could only be Ace... the dumbest smart person and another reason why she got the nickname Ace.