Friday, May 15, 2009

We are going on a man-hunt!

So we have failed at blogging this week.... let's just say it has been busy and I've hardly seen Jammie so it is kind of hard to have adventures when the other half of the adventure is being a work-o-holic.

So this weekend Jammies mentor from SD is in town... lets call her "Guru." Actually quite fitting. So yes, she is one of Jams mentors... the other mentor she stole from me and I'll save that rant for another time. So when I got home from a great evening of sushi with parker, her roommate, the boy toy, and kegger (we will come up with a better name I promise)... Guru and Jammie were chatting. Guru explained that there were some seriously good looking guys at the resturant where they went for dinner. Guru tried her darnest to get Jammie to go away so she could work her magic of getting Jams a man (she is a Guru afterall and magic she does have). But Jammie would have nothing to do with Guru's plans. So they left... six men and no numbers. Seriously, I have some work to do here.

So later Jammie and I were sitting on the broken futon chatting and I might of said she needed to go on a date... because that would take the pressure off of Yoshi and I. In my head I was thinking about Yoshi and I having to entertain her, but aparently Jammie cannot yet read my mind. So she beat me within an inch of my life. Proving my point that we really need to get her a boy. (besides the domestic partner jokes are getting a little old and messing up my game with the local men)

SO.... I enlist your support, oh faithful blog readers.... LET's GO ON A MAN HUNT! I will be taking applications for qualified men. I, speaking here for Jammie, think we should start off with either... free dinner man, or husband #1. Per qualifications husband #1 must be rich.... that actually leaves us with a lot of room. Cause he could be rich in a lot of ways... rich in good looks, rich in character, rich in humor, oh god please not rich in sarcasm I won't survive 2 of them, rich in hiking abilities.... see my point. She only said rich. Free-dinner-man also gives us lots of options. But I think it would be best if we find rather odd fellows.... just think about the blogging that could be done! We could have a whole separate blog... 101 dates with Jammie... oh I see another sitcom coming!

As my last will and testament... cause you know she is going to kill me after she reads this... please spread my ashes in the ocean, and keep on with the task of finding Jammie a guy. It is my dying wish that yoshi not have to continue this quest for peace alone.

4 comments:

  1. LOL...when Jason is home I'll see about hosting a mid-day margarita party and see if we can get some of his Air Force friends to attend. Men in Uniform...nummy. Not necessarily rich but they know how to have fun...rich in character and humor.

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  2. I am proud to say I'm doing my part. He's cute, right? Right?

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  3. Haha those would be nicknames from Chelsea for the past men in my life. :) Thanks Chels!

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  4. anytime. we need to find a good one cuz im running out of curse names

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