Top 12 Signs that You May Be Ace, Jammie, or Parker

12. You talk to each other on Facebook chat, iChat, text message, etc. when you are in the same room as each other...in fact, there are only actually ever two people in the room in instances such as this.
11. You talk in scales (e.g., On a scale from 1-hot, he's on it).
10. You love IKEA (and know that you should never, ever leave cell phones at the checkout).
9. You laugh out loud at things you think inside of your head (this causes people to look at you funny).
8. You know that the Utah trails map that resides in the house of Ace and Jammie is full of lies. (Hidden Valley Trail should not be rated "difficult." It should instead be rated "holy heck, you may die if you pick this trail")
7. You have the ability to devour an entire meal in 30 seconds or less.
6. You feel the urge to hug pine trees on hikes or walks. If you are not Ace, then you feel the need to hug pine trees in Ace's memory (if she's absent for some reason, like being in the foreign country of Wisconsin).
5. You know that the true name of Oreo balls is Oreo drops, Oreo orbs, or puffs of Oreo goodness.
4. You burp really loud.
3. If you are on a walk, and you accidentally make contact with another individual's hand or posterior (as you might have been trying to cram three people on a sidewalk that only fits one comfortably), you feel the need, as the offender, to immediately raise your hand until the victim has released you by articulating your name.
2. You rock, paper, scissors for men (this is the only fair way afterall).
1. You have participated in the friendship ceremony and know that the power to reverse this ceremony lies only within SAMC. This power can only be held by one individual at anytime, and there is no way to know which individual is currently in possession of the power.